Naked-sama

The God of being naked. Worship is just the simple practice of taking all of your clothes off. Sex counts as self-sacrifice within the guidelines of the religion, which guaranties the worshiper a spot in the naked heaven.

"The path to enlightenment can only be achieved by truly getting naked with one's self." - Naked-sama

by Naked-sama October 31, 2013

Naked-Sama

An act of recreational sumo wrestling, while naked and for an audience. Preferably with at least one participant being asian.

Accidental buggery is allowed: Fingering opponent's anus and/or vagina, pulling opponent's private parts, etc.

"Oh man, we had a Naked-sama that lasted an entire day. My private parts will be sore for weeks"

by LikeTA November 5, 2013

bobby sama

he has small dick,picks up coins very often,he is also more skinny than neto. and he cant read.

IM a faget haha bobby sama btw.

by Zeldris October 1, 2019

Abd samad

Your father he fucks ur mom everyday at 12 and you can suck his dick.

Hey, is that Abd samad fucking ur mom?

by L9irch November 21, 2021

salman

is known as a bomber he is known all around the world by all other pakis

oh u know salman he blew up a church yesterday

by curyy12321 October 14, 2018

Sammamish

A little town in Washington up on a plateau that looks like would be a fun place but in reality to all the people who live there, there's nothing to do. Well besides smoke weed and hook up with fuckboys which is what most girls do. There are plenty of drug dealers who will give you terrible deals and always rip you off. Girls are such bitches and most of the guys have small dicks. Most girls are super self conscious and beat each other up behind their backs. Most younger girls here in middle school are also probably going to loose their virginity in less that a year because they are used to sucking guys off and being fingered. Inglewood Middle School is one of the more popular schools in Sammamish and carries plenty of sluts, whores, and fuck boys and its literally hell. Then theres the popular high school, Eastlake. There are drug dealers down every hallway and plenty of people will glare at you along the way. Every has sent nudes here and practically everyone has everyone's. Parents are normally super chill, they either dont give a fuck about what their kids are doing or they have no idea what their doing behind the scenes. Every girl owns or atleast wants lululemons just so their ass looks huge. But its still fun here even though there are really rough conditions up here on the plateau.

Hey guys, we should totally go hook up with some Sammamish girls, I hear their down for a good time.

by anuberconcernedcitizen June 27, 2015

sammage

Term used to define the act of getting verbally destroyed by someone who is using sam on Microsoft text to speech.

As the result of such utter and horrible sammage derrick proceeded to sit quietly for the rest of the night

by imsannr December 4, 2007