what you call a girl who swears a lot, eats like a competitive eater, slacks off all day yet still does well in school, is nocturnal, anemic, and studies on friday nights
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not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass
not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass
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Get the samuel l jackson mug.Kevin Samuels minions/zealots who are quick to quote Kevin Samuels' critiques on women but refuse to work on themselves. They often make claims to be "high value men" without meeting any of the criteria listed by Samuels himself. They use Samuel's harsh criticism of women as an excuse to be demeaning and condescending to women and love to use his buzzwords without any accountability for his own actions. Signs you are dating a Samuelite include false claims of being an alpha male and being asked what you bring to the table. They refer to him as the Godfather and don't see anything wrong with what he has to say or how he says it. They are quick to reference your feminine energy whenever you respond without an ounce of authority to their stupidity.
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When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
by Conny1234 February 9, 2009
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Samuel P is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.
It is very rare to encounter a Samuel P and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Samuel P because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
It is very rare to encounter a Samuel P and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Samuel P because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Samuel P" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
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