The Salty Seaman

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004

salty

ugly, possessing hoish qualitites

That's one salty bitch!

by Skeezerswick April 19, 2007

salty

Tasting like or containing salt.

When i blew a load in her mouth, she licked her lips and said "mmm, salty".

by salty September 20, 2004

Salty Dick

An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.

John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.

"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"

by QuidamUD April 22, 2009

Salty Platoon

You spit on your penis pour salt on it, then make your partner deep throat it.

G made sure V like the salty platoon experience.

by Raptor and Blackout November 12, 2010

salty cabbage

When a green booger is applied to the penis before oral sex begins.

Imagine you're getting head from a chunky fat chick. She drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. You look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick blow job habit. Sick.

Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"

She complies. And cries a little afterwards.

by Pollup November 4, 2007

Salty Gale

When a chick's pussy sticks so bad it emits a cloudy salty green stench of fumes.

Dude Cody and Zak check out those chicks i think they have Salty Gales.

by NiggerHater69 February 24, 2010