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salo sausage

A piece of shit, a turd.
Derived from a scene from Pier Paolo Pasolini's 1975 classic movie; Salo (The 120 Days of Sodom).
I might leave this one up to the editors.
by David Sutherland November 11, 2003
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you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..
by brendan July 11, 2004
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sausage fingers

When someone has really huge fingers. Fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.
"Hey Dave, throw up those sausage fingers!! We just got a home run!
by bigelo May 10, 2005
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sausaged

To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.
Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.
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snausage

an 80's treat for a dog...
the product had a cathcy jingle...
'snausages'
by theGiver August 11, 2003
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polish my sausage

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!
by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006
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sausager

A girl who always eats disgusting, foul-smelling foods such as sausages, cold cuts and onions. Thats EXACTLY the kind of girl you don't wanna kiss.
Oh yuck, you kissed Holly?! She's a god damn sausager!
by P.R. September 25, 2007
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