Stump

A goofball-ass bish who cant read, and thinks a synonym is a bun.

Julianna is such a stump.. I cant believe she's dating Bill, he's way too smart for her.

by UrbanDictionaryNat June 17, 2018

Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 12, 2022

Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.

"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."

by Kyzore November 20, 2019

Stump

A dude who would beat up his whole squad but fw them tough

Aye Stump go get me the gar

by Dumdum1123 October 3, 2017

Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm

The stump is so small

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020