by StandfordU April 7, 2025
Get the Standard Unionsmug. The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.
Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.
Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?
Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄
Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?
Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄
by x427 January 9, 2023
Get the McCarthy Standard Timemug. "Did Jonny break up with his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he said she wasn't pretty enough for him."
" Are you kidding me? She's gorgeous, he's just standard."
"Yeah, he said she wasn't pretty enough for him."
" Are you kidding me? She's gorgeous, he's just standard."
by FACE0217 October 6, 2016
Get the Standardmug. What posh, self proclaimed 'intelligent', people speak and try to force upon normal people. They think this is the only way that you are allowed to speak and all other forms of language are dumb, stupid, and for total losers.
hey, 'tsup? U still with them boyz?
Speak standard language young man, or you'll burn!!! I will inform your mother immediately.
Speak standard language young man, or you'll burn!!! I will inform your mother immediately.
by Doutzesse September 16, 2025
Get the Standard Languagemug. City police service racists that killed millions purely in hate crimes Guelph police service got 5000 so far 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
Get the Standard murderermug. Within the Latin o community, there are certain individuals who are on their own time element, and are usually late to certain events. This can be a complete nuisance, particularly when a specific time event is scheduled (i.e. dinner party, wedding,, baby shower, etc.). Synonymous with being "fashionably late".
Roger: Where are Diego and Maria? I told them dinner would be at 7pm. It is 7:45 no~
David: Don't you know? They are always on Latino Standard Time~ Anybody else would have the decency to call that they are funning late, but with them,
David: Don't you know? They are always on Latino Standard Time~ Anybody else would have the decency to call that they are funning late, but with them,
by brooskitooski April 18, 2025
Get the Latino Standard Timemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025
Get the Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.mug.