Spadgify

Meaning to render a previously immaculate object completely unusable or dangerous to use. May also refer to relationships/people/health and etc. Object must have been free of defect or pre-existing underlying problem before the spadge exposure.

Subjects may expose the object/person to the original spadge source, or alternatively, they may place the target near a previously spadged item. It is infectious.

"After driving with the spadge in my car, my brake lines became spadgified" or "stupid spadge caused my house to lose power-way to spadgify, jerk!

by thephoenixhasrisen October 16, 2010

spadaddle

when you flip the playing cards together with both hands into one stack. which could be confused with shuffling.

a man spadaddle the cards before letting another player cut the cards.

by simplyartistic November 14, 2010

spadankle

an eager man who drives to go in for the kill but shamefully gets turned down and has to eat a black mans dirty anus out . spadankle

sorry i would but you spadankled your shot. . .

by Spanky Kung-fu Grip69 December 2, 2011

Spadel

smacking a girl on the tits with a spade during sex

'did you spadel her last night?'
'yeah she screamed like crazy and had bruises all over her'
'she must have loved it'

by asdfghjklme March 13, 2013

Spadging

To spadge - verb of the word spadge.

The action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner.

"whenever I watch spelling bees on tv I always want to give those kids a good spadging".

"I can't enjoy sex in the kitchen unless I get given a good spadging".

by Flying-pancakes-2 November 23, 2013

Spadoosie

An aroma of the combination of sex juice, period, cum, and anal leakage; preserved for roughly 5 weeks.

"What the fuck dude. You smell like spadoosie"

by littlelambby September 19, 2016

Spadazzle

To fail graciously; to udderly fail

I Spadazzled when I fell on the stairs.

by Spazzles June 18, 2016