air soft

air soft guns are realistic looking guns that shoot 6mm plastic bbs and some are replicas

my air soft gun is am M4 and a G36C

by trustfulfuture September 15, 2009

Soft Body

One who cannot play through pain and will stop playing for any slight discomfort.

"Mike is so soft body."
"I know. He only got hit in the face with the ball and had to come out of the game."

by soccergoalie19325 April 27, 2010

soft skills

The ability to hold a penis in your mouth until it is soft.

This term is often thrown around in the corporate world when referring to a person's customer service skills (which are basically the same thing).

Manager: Bob, you need to work more on your soft skills.

Worker: My name is Steve.

Manager: Sorry, I couldn't understand you with my penis in your mouth.

by Yourpseudonym February 27, 2009

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 7, 2004

soft yellow

When you're fucking a girl and eventually letting your dick go limp, then proceeding to relieve yourself inside of her.

Brian Beiler continually harassed the ref, resulting in the ref giving him a soft yellow.

by Brian Beiler October 20, 2006

Big Soft

The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Water Dog."

I'm glad I had a "Big Soft" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.

by MartialV December 30, 2007

soft penis

Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.

Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.

by irish cow17 November 8, 2014