sloppy joeing

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Chris: haha look at that offbrand chump
James: yea man he be sloppy joeing

by ObamaC May 27, 2010

Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!

Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.

by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019

sloppy spirograph

a sexual act named for a popular children's toy which creates random designs. the act is performed while having sex with a woman of petite proportions, also known as a "spinner", who is currently menstruating. the man spins her around thereby creating colorful designs on his bedsheets with her menstrual fluid.

These sheets are filthy! Did you make a sloppy spirograph on them or what?

by dragonschld June 11, 2008

Sloppy Wings

Good ass wings from Soldato's Pizzeria. Mix in some wing sauce and blue cheese dressing and you have the most delicious wings of your life. Kind of spicy. You will jizz yourself upon partaking them.

Friend 1: What should we order for game night? It has to be something everyone will eat.
Friend 2: SLOPPY WINGS!
Friend 1: Those are thebomb.com

by cooler709 May 27, 2009

Sloppy Glapy

When a woman is on her period during sexual intercourse with a man and then proceeds to perform oral sex on his period soaked penis.

Don't kiss Lauren, I heard she gave a Sloppy Glapy to Tim!

by Dr. Melody E. King May 22, 2011

Sloppy Burger

someone that gets sloppy when they booze, tries to be a bully, despite his size often bullied

Dude was acting a fool last night.

What can you expect? That's sloppy burger at his finest.

by Adam Gale December 30, 2009

sloppy eyed

to look or to act shady, to appear uncomfortable, to be acting weird

man he was actin all sloppy eyed last night

this house looks a little too sloppy eyed for me

by Will Scully August 14, 2006