Walton Shuffle

the way an irish person with a withered penis walks after he has drank a bottle of wine, 4 long island ice-teas, a 12pack, and 7 shots.

It is much funnier to watch the jack-ass do the walton shuffle when he has to navigate lawn ornaments.

by boner March 25, 2003

denver shuffle

A cross walk that stops all traffic and allows all pedestrians to cross the street in all directions and even diagonally. First originated in Denver, then adopted by other cities across the country.

When all the lights go red and only pedestrians are allowed to go then we are doing the Denver Shuffle.

by patrickmc4 January 10, 2008

catholic shuffle

The act performed by an entity to address charges or allegations of inappropriateness by moving the accused from one place to another.

Did you hear about that Cardinal and what he did, right after it came out he did the catholic shuffle.

by Remedyman March 23, 2010

bug scuffle

Bug Scuffle - n., a brief, vigorous, public dispute between insignificant persons, esp. of those of low or sleazy character.

"The celebrities had a bug scuffle over the issue, making them both appear stupid," or, "The arriving-officers were told that the bar fight was not major - just a bug scuffle".

by Dave Sohagi September 7, 2010

Kit Kat shuffle

The female art on NON PENATORY masturbation, usually done with four fingers....hence Kit-Kat.

"My god she's fit, and so is her mate. I wouldn't half mind seeing them give each other a Kit Kat shuffle"

by Johnny5_Hull January 14, 2008

swoogie shuffle

When you are side stepping, bobbing and weaving your way through a place that is generally filled with swoogies and the swoogies are in your way.

I was at the grocery store and I wanted some orange soda, watermelon and fried chicken and the swoogies were in my way so I had to do the swoogie shuffle around their gressy afro's and monkey babies to make my way through the store.

by metal316 September 5, 2011

shufflebeer

A simple drinking game that simply involves a smooth table surface (usually 6-9 ft long), 2 or 4 players, several cans of beer (as many as you want to drink), and a floor you don't care about getting beer all over. NOTE: The table should be watered down for optimum can-sliding.

The rules:
1) Players alternate sliding full beer cans back and forth across the table.
2) 3 possible outcomes occur:
a. The beer can falls short. Nothing happens.
b. The beer can falls over the edge. The other player must CATCH IT (this takes minimal coordination, but you'd be surprised how clumsy some people are). If you don't catch it, someone will probably have beer explode in his/her face later.
c. The beer can hangs over the edge. That is, if you get under the edge and can see can bottom, it counts. In this case, the other player must DRINK IT. All of it. Then get a new beer can to play with.
NOTE: The drinking player must open the can no more than one foot from his/her face. If the can has been dropped, the explosion can get ugly.
3) The other player/team gets a chance to slide the beer can across the table.

This is a fast-moving game. Generally the can is slid every 5 seconds or so. You also consume a good amount of beer in not much time, so 30 mins or so of this game makes for a great pre-party activity. If 4 players play you can slide either one or two cans at a time. An expert variation is to play with bottles...just make sure you have a soft floor in this case.

Ebenezer was a beirut champion in college back in the 1940's. Now he's lost his shooting touch, but his shufflebeer skills have made him the talk of the retirement home and have had Mildred, Ethel, and Agatha wanting to get all up in his Depends.

by Nicholas D January 31, 2007