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slam the clam

Verb. Intransitive. To masturbate, exclusively used when referring to a female. Some say it is actually a lesbian sex act, but they are wrong. That's called scissor sisters.
Mike : Did you hang out with Fugu yesterday?
Matt : Nah, man. I couldn't get her out of the fucking house. She was slamming the clam for like five hours!
Mike : Damn, man, she's gotta be chafed after that.
by DasProfezzional May 26, 2005
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Grand Slam Blow Job

When a female rotates in a counter-clockwise motion around a group of four guys and gives them head in a way resembling someone circling the bases after a home run.
"Yo Man, me and my 3 buddies just got the ill grand slam blow job last night from this chick last night; she really circled the bases with authority."
by G-Schwartz October 2, 2007
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samf

n.
sexy-ass-mother-fucker
Amy: I would totally do him.
Elena: why?
Amy: cuz he's a samf.
by thebeastoftacos June 29, 2010
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butt slam

-verb
To screw someone else in the anus, either by force or because they like it. Usually used in reference to two homosexual males screwing. Also buttslam.
by saggy sammy August 1, 2008
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slam it down

by Phalkon November 4, 2004
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SLAMB

Stands for Stop Looking At My Bush. Used by bimbo blondes who get laid too much.
Guy: How you doin'?
Blonde: Fuck off and SLAMB!
by Antony January 13, 2006
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Band Slam

All of the members of a band hook-up with the same band slut or band groupie.
Let's have a band slam with that band groupie Jessicahhh.
by niresemaj January 14, 2010
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