Sitting Duck

Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...

Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Safting

The art of reading all messages one has missed in a group chat or discord channel and responding.

Sorry that I missed your call, I was safting.

by Meowflower July 5, 2025

shiftinggate

The theory that Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things is a shifter, and that he shifted three times within the series. Also that Stranger Things as a whole is Mike's DR (Desired Reality)

"Have you heard about Shiftinggate?"
"Yes! it's my favourite Stranger Things theory

by kawaiilers January 7, 2026

shiftinggate

The theory that Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things is a shifter, and that he shifted three times within the series. Also that Stranger Things as a whole is Mike's DR (Desired Reality)

"Have you heard about Shiftinggate?"
"Yes! it's my favourite Stranger Things theory

by kawaiilers January 7, 2026

Gift Shifting

The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting

Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.

by Hafester May 13, 2009

bull-sitting

Saying bullshit in a very static way (i.e. from a chair)

Random Woman - Are you still bull-sitting there... can u please wake up and come with me to the shop?

Random man - yea wateva....

by miss. take February 5, 2010

Reverse Sitting

1) the opposite of regular sitting.
2) to sit in a seat using the regular base as the back support and the regular back support as the seat.

*when one is reverse sitting properly their feet and legs should be projected upward and their back should be rested on what normally would be the seat.

jon and the mystery guest road the entire way home reverse sitting.

by whored September 23, 2010