Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."

Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010

Shmuly

The quiet person in class. When he is with his friends, he becomes a crazy person. So funny and loving. Teachers pet and mommy’s boy. When he was a baby everyone said he was the cutest.

Look at the funniest person at school, Shmuly.

by Coolgurl November 1, 2017

broad shoulders

When you have a girl on each one of your arms. Typically you have your arms around them.

I had to help my crippled aunt and drunk grandma back to the car. Not my idea of broad shoulders....

by AAAAALLLLLVVVIIIINNNN May 9, 2008

Shoel

One of the seven Hells.

by Robert Eric Diaz August 18, 2003

you should

A phrase commonly used when someone/thing ought to get'em.

Should I whack off with peanut butter covering my wiener and a cucumber in my ass?

YOU SHOULD!

by Jiz rag March 13, 2005

Wii Shoulder

Having played Wii (bowling mainly) for far too many hours. Not following makers instructions of regular breaks. Leading to serious shoulder ache and stiffness for about 3 days afterwards!

Wii shoulder- Wii players who rarely do any other excercise will find this most common! (like me)

Similar to Tennis Elbow! :)

by Wendywii January 12, 2008

Shoulder Boulders

Breasts, Usually large ones. A woman like this could alos be able to "Breastfeed a Creqche"

Oh my god, shes got huge shoulder boulders.

by MadMatt74 November 17, 2003