shirt pants

Shirt pants is an insult aimed at people with a basic or plain style, shirt and pants wearing people, who critique those whose style is more "extra".
Oh you don't like my outfit? What you got on shirt pants? Hmm, a shirt and pants? How creative.
by Itmeizzie July 20, 2022
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Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
by HugaN January 24, 2012
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Tit Shirt

Tight shirts worn by women which causes people to stare at their boobs.
I'm failing class because I'm too distracted by the teacher's tit shirts.
by rock112 September 26, 2008
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Egg Shirt

An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."
Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."

Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.
by MommyZ January 19, 2010
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On a shirt bro.

"On a shirt" or "put that on a shirt" or "THAT ON A SHIRT".
These phrases mean that the shit goes hard.
They also mean that its true, or clever.
So clever, cool, or true that you would indeed put it on a shirt and wear it.
This term was made by me and i live in florida so you can call it florida slang my fellow jits lmao.
"Bro what should our clan name be on Call of duty?"
"Uhh... OH! name it, *insert cool name*"
"Dude thats sounds cool AF if it was On a shirt bro."

I came up with this cause i wanted to come up with a cool name for sumn and i was like that would look cool on a shirt too.
by Hommesdepalourdes June 29, 2021
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Shirt Pull

When some one does or says something stupid or dumb and makes no sense...
“Hey bro I feel like Jamies Winston is a better QB than Tom Brady”....give me yo shirt for saying that 👕🤏🏽 shirt pull there shirt
by 414 Miltown May 08, 2020
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shirt man

you should take his hand or he will kill you
?????: i'm the shirt man, take my hand
Kelly: no
?????: then u must DIE
by boi76 November 29, 2018
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