blue screen of death

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows

Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.

by Light Joker November 24, 2005

blue screen of death

something that happens when you run windows vista for no longer then 10 minutes. usually when your doing something very important or just beating your meat.

last night i was beating my meat to female/female/donkey action and i got a blue screen of death. so i picked up my computer and threw it out the fucking windows and smoked a cig after.

by dopemane November 06, 2009

Loading screen techno

The art of creating various noises and bass with your throat in order to entertain yourself while waiting for your system to boot or an application to load - not suprising, then, that it is common to create loading screen techno in public places such as school and work where hard drives are outrageously slow.

Can also be used to keep oneself awake during long sessions of gaming.

Greg: argh, why haven't they upgraded from windows 95 yet, this server is SO slow man!
Tim: i know dude *unch-unch-unch-unch...*
Greg: *werr-werr-werr-werr...*
*everyone in the room makes loading screen techno for next two minutes*

by KandyFlossKid February 05, 2011

main screen turn on

The command given to the crew of the ship in the All Your Base Are Belong To Us events to turn on the monitor, so they could view the transmission from CATS.

Someone set up us the bomb!
What you say!
Main screen turn on

by Flint October 27, 2003

Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

Tomo: How was the party last night?
Anuj: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.

by Anusman2009 January 28, 2010

Random TSA Screening

The words screamed and the action taken as one puts their hands down the pants of a partner, friend, or stranger and fondles them while laughing histerically.

My girlfriend was mad when i gave her a random TSA screening but all my friends thought it was funny.

by smithcmau December 21, 2010

main screen turn on

A phrase from the infamous "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" game Zero Wing and the Flash movie made after it. This phrase is said by one of the members of the space ship moments before CATS arrives.

by Knoll October 28, 2003