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sarcastagasm

Of the Orgasmic nature, but also of the sarcastic nature, At the same time if you will. Not that the sarcasm must be at least 50% or more than the level of the Orgasm, Also within at least 30 seconds of the "Sarcastagasm"
Lillias: "I had to have a Sarcastagasm last night with Brian."

Henery:"Really? I totally also had a Sarcastagasm with my real girlfriend... I swear shes not fake."
Lillias: "Your dick is way to big to have a real Sarcastagasm, unlike Brian..."
by xXxFloyd4LifexXx December 15, 2014
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sarcasterious

The act of being so seriously sarcastic that you approach the point of ridiculosity.
Jackie: "OMG french toast sounds AMAZING!!!! I'm suffering from french toast deprivation!!!"

Aren: "Well, get some poor sap to make you some damn french toast then. . "

Jackie: "Psh, bichhh, I am woman!! I'll make my own damn french toast!"

Aren: "Damn lady calm down! You deserve to have breakfast made for you every once in a while."

Jackie: "hehe, i know you dummy. I was being super sarcasterious. Now make me some damn french toast! There's bread in the cupunit"
by Grendel09 February 25, 2015
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sarcastrated

When you pile so much sarcasm onto a subject that you can't even tell how you really felt about it anymore in the first place.
Jon sarcastrated himself during his comedy routine. At the end of his skit, the audience could no longer tell if he was joking or not.
by MooseGraceMcGee November 6, 2015
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Sarcasticator

A person of high intelligence and quick wit. Able to leap tall idiots in a single bound.

A smartass extraordinaire.

Obviously, very handsome man or beautiful woman.
*In response to a sarcastic comment

My, my, you are quite the sarcasticator!
by ILikeMyYolksRunny April 19, 2016
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sarcastination

A way someone acts
OMG Brianna is being such a SARCASTINATION
by Raina May 14, 2016
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sarcastic onions

A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.
That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.
by goldygreen22 July 3, 2016
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Sarcastabastard

A portmanteau of sarcastic and bastard. A sarcastabastard always has something snarky and sarcastic to say in response to anything you throw at him and is a general pain in the ass.

Sole redeeming quality is how hilarious it is to watch them roast people.
Oh, my god. Curtis is such a sarcastabastard. I don't think I've ever heard an honest word outta that guy's mouth.
by ER#0R October 12, 2016
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