Peanutbutter Santa

An off shoot of the Dirty Sanchez, involving an elderly person, more poop, and a beard.

I gave Cody's grand-ma the biggest peanutbutter santa last night!...She looked like ZZ TOP!!!

by El Presidente69 August 6, 2009

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Santa letter

A kids way of trying to convince santa that they havn't been spoiled little brats all year.

little boy:i sent a santa letter today dad.

Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.

little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.

by the real cheeze December 11, 2009

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santa marta

Mexico uses this word to describe marijuana

Got any Santa Marta

by Truth1919 July 27, 2016

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A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016

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winking santa

When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.

by DocDirty March 7, 2016