sales muscle

To have a stronge sales backing, team or orginisation.

"They may have a poor product but they have a lot of sales muscle."

by Jamie Leonard February 12, 2008

Salisbury Salami Slayer

An individual who engages in a ritualistic-type daily routine that involves arriving home for the day, heating up a salisbury steak TV dinner, placing the piping hot meal on a TV tray in front of the television, and viewing adult pornographic films in solitude while completing the salisbury steak dinner at his leisure.

Glu Gleywart: Hey Toquevatt, did you see the newspaper article about that creepy stalker who has been lurking around in the neighborhood?

Toquevatt: Yeah Kimbo, that guy is a Salisbury Salami Slayer if I've ever seen one.

by Mama Schultz April 24, 2009

Salisbury shuffle

The age-old Tetris technique of continuously rotating and moving your piece so that it hooks on a ledge and starts near the top again, used to prolong the gaming experience so that the other player loses by natural causes.

John had no actual skill so he just Salisbury shuffled until the other player lost from sheer exhaustion.

by Not 1337FEET February 26, 2011

salesdoctor

A doctor of any sort (i.e optician, physician) who tries to advertise certain medications and services in an attempt to make more money.

My optician, Lauren, told me that there was nothing that could be done about my eyesight and suddenly became a salesdoctor when she brought up an expensive Lasik eye surgery.

(I then discovered contacts)

by bjwebs April 1, 2011

Salmon Stamp

The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".

Salmon Stamp a girl on the forehead after facial ejaculation

by ladge123 October 6, 2012

salmon streak

another name for the discharge of chlamydia in females

Dude, that Becky bitch is nasty. She got salmon streak all over my sheets.

by Clubmedia January 30, 2016

Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice

Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it

by Autism fights official December 3, 2016