Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.
by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016
Get the Salmon Sacmug. A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022
Get the slinky salmonmug. by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023
Get the Nose salmonmug. A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.
by NicL9 June 15, 2019
Get the Salmon runmug. A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005
Get the king salmonmug. The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.
by Sendu20 July 31, 2016
Get the salmon divemug. A courageous individual who actively resists the status quo by challenging racism and prejudice by speaking out against hate and advocating for a more fair and inclusive future.
Synonyms: upstander, advocate, ally, changemaker
Antonyms: bystander, conformist, complicit participant
Related phrases:
Swim upstream: To act courageously against opposition.
We need more salmon: A call to action to take an active stance against racism.
Synonyms: upstander, advocate, ally, changemaker
Antonyms: bystander, conformist, complicit participant
Related phrases:
Swim upstream: To act courageously against opposition.
We need more salmon: A call to action to take an active stance against racism.
Examples in use:
"Be a salmon: speak up when you see injustice."
" If only we had more salmon working together to create a fairer, kinder world."
"Be a salmon: speak up when you see injustice."
" If only we had more salmon working together to create a fairer, kinder world."
by unclesalmon May 9, 2025
Get the salmonmug.