Ridgewood

Sadly im from ridgewood and i still think it sucks. Seriosly what is preppy in most places is an insult in ridgewood. if you asked someone in ridgewood if they wore abercrombie they would probably make you r life miserable by spreading rumors about, and they tell you hollister is the place to go. so basically they judge the stores by how short the mini skirts are, shortere the better, and how much things cost, more expensive the better. However if you somehow find yourself with the artsy scene your life will be much better. In ridgewood everybody does well in skool but when they are doing things that involve themselves ansering questions outloud around there friend they are racist dumb rich snobby idiots

wow you did great on the french test, now count to 10 in french as a warm-up, says a french teacher

Uhh uno,1, deusch,2, dress,3, cats,4, suck,5, sex,6, sets,7, weed,8, 'nough, dice,10., says a ridgewood student

by sexybecs October 31, 2008

ridgewood

A town where 67 girls throw up foreheads and eat their mothers mashed noses in cucumber sauce. They go around and poke every body and they like to disturb the public cause they ate fried fritts, They go around and kill the queen of england. They like to pee by soccer nets even tho their house in 30 second and 12 miles away. They make their friends over the phone and then they take them on an adventure like ferris beauler on a motorcycle eathing his grandmas sporks. They have wheels as feet and they call people that live in california at 3 AmThey are eating cucumbers and you better watch out cause there gonna chop you up with their baby livers and wheel feet. they throw fat bitches in the dumpster and they like justinian.

Im gonna convict you of heresy

That girls intestines are sticking out. what a slut

by nickle von strontenburg April 9, 2005

ridgefield

A bunch of rich, white idiots who think they're the kings and queens of the world. All the high schoolers think they're going to Harvard or Yale, and all the parents are stupid and naive. The schools are overrated, there are no services, and it seems like Ridgefield is a bubble. This town just flat out stinks. Everyone's white. The kids are asses, and everyone hates each other. god its bad.

Ridgefield is to the world as a fat guy is to a pair of tight jeans: it's just a strain on society.

by Anonymous April 15, 2005

Basking Ridge

A bubble, completely unaccepting (If you are looking for diversity, it's only found in small apartments over the center of Bernardsville) and competely high (Only weed, if you are looking for cocaine, relocate to Bernardsville). Gossip-filled and posh, a place where neighbors are nosey and fake. If a resident does not belong to and actively attend a religious denomination, they will be burried alive. Most residents have resided in this bubble before the Hills were erected. The Hills are not a part of Basking Ridge.

I was driving my mercedes from the Hills to Basking Ridge and when I stopped to hit a blunt, my Pastor saw me.

by L February 7, 2005

bay ridge

The softest neighborhood in Brooklyn that is only good for its bars. Especially soft is 69th street, which is filled with nothing but Arab teenagers who pretend they are Puerto Rican gangstas.

Girl 1: Hey, I wanna walk through a safe neighborhood.

Girl 2: Well theres nowhere safer then Bay Ridge.

Girl 1: But someone on Urban Dictionary said 69th street was hard. *giggle*

Girl 2: Oh he's just a silly poser who wishes he lived in the REAL ghetto. Everyone knows you can't be hard when you live in a neighborhood with MANSIONS.

Girl 1: Let's go back to Flatbush and get a real nigga

by Flatbushauthentic November 18, 2007

park ridge

a place where aberzombie and bitches roam in their mom's used range rovers and dad's used mercedes and pop the collar on their clearance lacoste to try to imitate glencoe. also, all of their brick and stone mcmansions look the same and all were bought with mortgages

girl 1-damn, lizzie, whered u get that abercrombie?
girl 2-don't tell anyone...gurnee mills
girl 1-AHHHHHH are u seriously from park ridge? dont tell anyone i got mine there too

by emersonmiddleman September 11, 2006

ridge

In one word they WIFEY!!! If you want yourself Loyal,loving,Trustworthy,Caring and Sexy asf lady,get yourself a ridge.She is one of the most desirable and deserving things ever!

Damn,I want myself a ridge,hard to find one of those these days.

by Aquafinaaa June 27, 2020