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park ridge

a place where aberzombie and bitches roam in their mom's used range rovers and dad's used mercedes and pop the collar on their clearance lacoste to try to imitate glencoe. also, all of their brick and stone mcmansions look the same and all were bought with mortgages

girl 1-damn, lizzie, whered u get that abercrombie?
girl 2-don't tell anyone...gurnee mills
girl 1-AHHHHHH are u seriously from park ridge? dont tell anyone i got mine there too

by emersonmiddleman September 11, 2006