recarded

Anyone who knows nothing about cars or car maintenance

"I can't even pop my hood! I'm completely recarded!"

by balzac dog of doom November 26, 2014

retard savant

A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.

Doug is such a retard savant, he actually thinks that Dragon Ball Z is real.

by CapnShea August 14, 2016

Retardaline

A special type of pill for autistic people

Jimmy did you not take your Retardaline

by MrMurphyOfficial January 24, 2019

Retardation

A permanent mental condition that gives you thesub-average IQ of others. No. ADHD is not Retardation. Nor is Autism. If you ask a psychologist, they will tell you Autism and Mental Retardation are two different things. A lot of people who use "Retardation" as an insult can't even define it themselves.

Define Retardation, if you can't define you can't use it as an insult.

by green909 February 16, 2023

Menu Retard

In reference to the video game world. A menu retard is one who infuriatingly frequently chooses the wrong option on the menu.

Archie - Francis, why do you keep going into Display Settings when you clearly require the options listed in Control Settings? You are such a Menu Retard!

by Ambercrombie and Felch February 27, 2009

spontaneous retardation

An uncontrollable reaction to a particular event or stimulus where there is a total loss of most brain action.

1. As Bob and Joe were walking by the park, they had a sudden urge to play on the jungle gym due to spontaneous retardation.

by Better than Bacon? Impossible. January 10, 2010

Comedy Retard

A member of a circle of friends who only has his place due to his mental retardedness enciting some comedy value.

Prima: "Durrr hi guys!!!"
Secunda: "Who's that?"
Tertia: "Oh, that's Tim, our Comedy Retard."

by Muaka October 19, 2010