Republican

An intolerant, unimaginative, hypocritical, fundamentalist-Christian, and close-minded individual.

Synonyms-- Homophobe, hypocrite, redneck.
Antonyms-- Intelligent, kind, open-minded.

A-- My Republican cousin said that I'll burn in Hell because I'm a homosexual.
B-- What a jackass.

by Deus Ex Magna June 17, 2005

republicans

George W. Bush, Ronald Reagen. 'Nuff said.

republicans suck. They only want to help the rich people, so its pretty obvious any middle class person who votes republican is a dolt.

by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004

Republican Science

Math (and science) explained by “doctors” and “scientists” with results catered to what republicans want to hear by plugging in incorrect numbers to correct formulas.

“Based on our republican science (republican is silent), covid19 is a hoax and nothing more than a flu”

by MF-Jones April 29, 2020

Wet-Pants-Republican

Someone who used to be liberal, but was scared shitless after 911 and joined the conservatives in the fear and loathing of everything Muslim, Arab, foreign, French, left, liberal, diverse, different, etc.

Chris: "That Dennis Miller used to be so cool and laid back. I used to like it when he went after politicians' hypocracy and bullshit."

Edie: "Yeah, I know what you mean, you always see him on some Fox Channel show, now. He's turned into such a Wet-Pants-Republican."

by CongaChile October 30, 2011

Republicunt

Rich cocksuckers who expect the poor, disabled, elderly, and young to die so they can buy their tenth yacht.

The country is now under the control of Republicunts who want disabled children to die so they can buy their tenth vacation home.

Republicunt

by Toodaloomuthafuckaaaaahhhhs May 29, 2018

Republican

the worst kind of person there is. Is usually christian and is completely self-centered.

COMMUNISM! is good on paper.
Democracy is nice
Republicans are shit eatters

Me:"So your saying that you would rather ruin some 13 year old girls life because she was raped and now is pregnant, then take away an unborn baby that doesn't even have a life yet?"

Republican: "Yes, i love ruining
peoples lives! YAY ITS SO FUN!"

Me:"I hate you"

by Cheryl Tarnofsky August 15, 2006

republican

As a Christian I am very offended by all of the definitions classifying Republicans as Christian.

There is no possible way to be both a Republican and a Christian. They are almost the exact opposites of each other.

by dr truth April 26, 2005