real woman

A phrase normally used by fat middle-aged female journalists to make their fat middle-aged readers feel better about them selves. They use to somehow imply that any woman that isn’t overweight isn’t a “real woman” Also used by the disgusting dove campaign for “real beauty” which uses this bullshit to sell soap. This word is synonymous with the word “curvy” which has also lost its real meaning.

Fat woman: Victoria Beckham isn’t a real woman because she’s not a fat bitch like me
Man: Oh, so how the fuck did she have three kids then?

by jerry_the_worm February 12, 2008

for real, though

1. To agree with what's being said.

"That boy is straight SHADY!" "For real, though."

by swirlgirl October 27, 2004

Real Estate Porn

1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.

While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.

by Barbados Ahoy! January 9, 2009

Roach Real Estate

when looking for a good piece of card to roll a filter or 'roach' for a joint

does anyone have any good roach real estate?

by steve peanut December 15, 2011

Cha Cha real smooth

Expression used for remarking the success of a risky and improper move.

When the bottle of motor oil says that it lasts a year but you drink it in 10 minutes: cha cha real smooth

by CHupiko September 16, 2020

Real Beer

Real beer is beer that isnt made by an American domestic conglomerate, such as Millers, Coors or Budweiser (although Bud was bought by Belgians, it still sucks).

Contrary to popular (and ignorant) belief among non-Americans, the USA has some of the best beer in the world. America is home to many world-renowned breweries such as Dogfish Head, Stone, Boston Brewery (Sam Adams), Russian River, Sierra Nevada, Three Floyd's, Rogue, Lagunitas, Alaskan and Lost Abbey.

The United States is home to many of its own distinct types of beer, such as Imperial IPAs, Belgian IPAs, Imperial red ales, Steam ales, Strong ales, Cream ales, Blonde ales and Dry lagers.

Although I do enjoy beers from Europe such as Belgians and English browns, and Belgian ales might be the best brewed beer ever, the majority of foreign beer that gets imported to the United States just cannot hold up to the majority of the brew coming from American microbrews nowadays.

hamburgersued is a dumbass.

Any beer from Stone kicks the crap out of anything from the UK. Stone is real beer.

by yonskii February 17, 2010

Black scene Kids "real definition"

Even though Race shouldnt be the factor I almost gaged when I saw "twistedbabydoll's" definition of black scene kids.
Heres the truth
We dont wear bright polos, rhinestone studs,waves in our hair, jordans, or whatever crap you came you with.
Kanye West is not a legend, we dont date women in hiphop videos or drive luxury cars, as for the boys.

THe girls do not "idolize Beyonce, date thugs, and blonde is not the supreme hair color.
we are not Basically these people are annoying or fake.
Your definition waas annoying and fake.
POSER SCENE KIDS ARE are annoying, fake, and obviously cannot find their own individual identity.
Thats one thing you were right about.
BLack scene kids are the same as White Scene kids, Latino Scene kids, Asian Scene kids, Indian Scene Kids, And Native American Scene Kids.
WERE ALL UNDER ONE DEFINITION.

Black scene Kids "real definition"

Here are some videos of them from all races.
(Mixed Emo Scene Girls/ African Emo Scene Girls/ Black Emo Scene Girls/ Asian Emo Scene Girls/ Hispanic Emo Scene Girls)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xuMGrT-8nlo

by tiffy_explosion August 4, 2008