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Butter Miking the Ranch

When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.
I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!
by Beekeeper Jeff April 19, 2019
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parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.
As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.
by Mben22075 November 1, 2023
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ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.
I don't really have a ranch hand
by lazyassloser April 5, 2004
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Jolly Rancher

When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.
I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.
by Lebron Fucking James October 22, 2011
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slime rancher

A person who grows algae for a profit and/or a paycheck.
by algaeforenergy December 8, 2010
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The Jolly Rancher Game

A guy will take a jolly rancher, and put it in his mouth. Then he will french his girlfriend, but he has to try and not let the jolly rancher go into her mouth. If she is able to get it into her mouth, then she wins the game. If he has it by the time the jolly rancher disolves, then he wins the game.
I played the Jolly Rancher game with Cindy yesterday... I won!
by whyshouldyouknow?. April 25, 2011
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