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Crysis Rage

The feeling you get from playing Crysis or Crysis 2, when you get owned by an aimbot mofo ai from campaign or a massive hacker noob found commonly in Crysis 2 more so than the original title. The leader of hackers in Crysis is Browny. A mega hacker who lives in a VTOL. He will aimbot you.
Crysis fanboy: OMG im winning this match!

'Hacker joins' instantly winning

Crysis fanboy: OMG you fucking hacker!

Hacker: hehe i own

Crysis fanboy: FUCK YOU!!! NNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA

Result: 'massive raging heard in background on mic' Crysis rage!!!!
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Raging-Semi

A term for a not fully erect penis,
Basically when you've cranked it up like 19 times that day and he's got nothing left to give then, all of the sudden, you see some fat FAT tits and get really horned up again but he just doesn't have the strength left to perform again
My girlfriend came over last night to have sex but i had already beat off 9 times that day. So she was upset that all she got was the raging-semi.
by oMrBrutaLo November 23, 2021
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rage quest

An event which begins when one is completely fed up with the world and can no longer pen up their anger. This quest of rage is a journey from the high mountains of ire and wrath to the low rolling hills of chill. While on this quest, the hero will actively seek opportunities to vent his tightly compacted anger by destroying anything that obscures his path, whether it be an innocent bystander or an inanimate object. By the time the quest has reached its conclusion, the hero wil have wreaked a path of destruction unlike any other, but his goal of seeking tranquility will have finally been accomplished.

Typical candidates for a rage quest are women, immature teenagers, self-centered drama queens and heavily addicted online gamers.
*Danny gets headshotted for the 54th time*

Danny: FUCK THIS!!! I'm going on a rage quest!

*Danny then throws his computer out of the window at a baby stroller*
by Kodaichi March 23, 2011
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sauce rage

When you receive the wrong sauce from your takeaway order from McDonald’s. usually you have ordered nuggets with a side sauce that you love, and when that sauce isn’t there it puts you into a rage. This manifests itself as complaints, requests for entire order refunds and general rage.
I went into such a sauce rage when maccas fucked up my order last night.
by Brendanthornley July 14, 2021
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Rage Hickey

The art of giving a girl a hickey in revenge for a night of making out and "pleasuring" her without her paying back the favor in any way.
Peter gave Jane a rage hickey after he fingered last night and she didn't touch his penis.
by Da Vwaterhorse January 17, 2010
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Rage Baby

A person who is raging/mad, their voice raises to a high pitched yell or squeak.
OH NO! Johnny is going into rage baby mode.
by Thedumidiot January 9, 2018
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raging river

When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"

1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.
by JPhat December 21, 2005
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