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pure pwnage

A seemingly random collection of 15-30 minute videos detailing the finer points of the gamers life (i.e. believing that you live in Azeroth, throwing pinecones instead of frag grenades, etc.). Jeremy is the main character of the show, with other characters like FPS Doug, Kyle, and Jeremys girlfriend. The show is pretty much teh ubar.

Check it out at: www.purepwnage.com
Person 1: "Did you see that sweet new episode of pure pwnage?"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, it was like the pwnage n stuff, I mean, it totally pwned."
Person 1: "Like yeah, Im gonna go play WoW now."
by William Woody June 11, 2006
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No purpose flour

A phrase used to describe a white person, particularly one that is a lowlife.
Hi, my name is Tyler and the black girls at my college are too loud.
Tyler? That kid got daddy's money to pay for his tuition and he's never had a job in his life... he's no purpose flour.
by uwusorry August 16, 2021
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Text Message Purgatory

The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.
Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."
by dA_pAckage January 10, 2011
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pure neutronium

Geek term: A girl who is near-impossible to sleep with. See also frigid.

From an old Star Trek episode. Spock had just analyzed a ship, and said to the captain "Sir, the hull is comprised of pure neutronium, there are no known means of penetration."
I took Lisa out last night, but that girl is pure neutronium.
by rootyb June 7, 2005
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purrsonality

The magnetic nature of cats. A term used to describe a cat's personality.
My cat has a super purrsonality
by pixelsprite April 11, 2005
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purple daze

A daydream with gay undertones.
Sally: John! Stop daydreaming!!
John: Sorry Girlfriend. I think I have to break up with you.
Sally: Why?!
John: I just had a purple daze... I think I'm gay!
by Chickem Fried February 5, 2010
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Purgamatory

Purgamatory is the period of time between marriage and divorce. Once a married person has declared that they are getting a divorce they become a Purgamate and enter Purgamtory. Purgamatory and Purgamate are used as the reverse terms of engagement or fiancé. Once these words are adopted everybody would know what you are talking about quickly. Just a couple of simple, non-derogatory, extremely descriptive words to add to our vocabulary.

By using these words, people will instantly know you're in the process of divorce without asking, and you can choose to talk more about it or not get into it. We no longer have to find ourselves in a position where we feel the need to explain the messy details - and avoid getting emotional or feeling weird when we talk about it, because it's an uncomfortable situation. Now we have a word for it, and can refrain from saying 'woe is me, I'm getting divorced...'
People getting divorces are faced with having to describe their miserable situation because there has been no name for this period of time. In all other periods of the relationship lifecycle people can say one word and everybody gets the idea. Chris got married, Paul got engaged, Sally got divorced etc. Now, you can say 'Pete is in purgamatory, and people will get it, and understand the situation without you having to go into the miserable, painful details every single time.
by Purgamate October 17, 2013
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