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Wronkey Punch

When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.
Roe accidentally Wronkey Punched his wife this weekend and now she won't be here today.
by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014
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larynx punch

A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.

Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
Yo man, dude was checkin out them itty-bitty-titties and he just got larynx punched.
by Rodrigo Arthuro Jose Gonzalez February 24, 2015
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Kitten Punch

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015
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red punch

When you fist your girlfriend on her period and immediately leave to the next room to punch her sister.
her sister was a bitch after I gave her the Red Punch.
by awesome possum51423 May 19, 2016
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center punch

Insert thumb in the butthole with slight clockwise rotation while penis is inserted in vagina during doggy. Very fun!!!
by Rat pack ch123 July 22, 2017
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Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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