Jake pual

This is not very nice content should not be real

Wow that really is a jake pual moment

by Jake Pual October 16, 2019

The Ill Punandy

The greatest shit ever. The most fucking amazing thing you've ever laid eyes on, listened to, smelled, ate, fucked, whatever. Derived from good old ill, and punandy, a word that I heard a Mongoloid say once and thought sounded pretty fuckin ill. Punandy is not to be confused with punani, which means pussy. The ill punandy is a phrase that only cool motherfuckers use, so if I catch your dork ass walking down the street saying my phrase, I will bash your fucking face in. If you're cool (I can tell) then use this phrase. Why? Because it's the ill punandy.

Have you listened to Lamb of God's new shit? Lamb of God is the ill punandy!

by Wyatt b quiet December 12, 2003

puna

The real word is puta which is "bitch" in Spanish

Real hijo de puta homeboy ask yo mama

by Manny April 13, 2005

punani breakfast

a random word that people say when its awkward and theres nothing else to say.

um............ punani breakfast

by jbjijonhohbf October 20, 2010

Punani Tsunami

Multiple definitions depending on usage in a sentence. Could be used for any of the following reasons:

1) A womans menstrual cycle.
2) When a guy has chicks all over him, he may be overwhelmed with options and experience this.
3) When someone is being a whiny cry baby.
4) When a woman gets very sexually excited.

1) Ugh. I just got my Punani Tsunami!
2) Dude...there was so much pussy, it was like a Punani Tsunami!
3) He was cryin like a lil biotch. Here come the tears! Damn Punani Tsunami!
4) He got me so turned on, it was like a Punani Tsunami!!

by RKJ November 26, 2013

penalblotta

a disease that infects the penal region of a man. It is mainly caused by picking your ass. By picking your ass, you are applying force and are pushing your internals out, causing them to bunch together, forming a knot which then forms a tumor. These tumors are later released as shit, but some servere cases involve the tumor exiting through the urethra.

The homeless bum got penalblotta because he picked his poopy ass too much. He pissed on my car and there was a tumor on my windshield.

by Artificial Playground November 26, 2003

endless punani

a punani which is endless and sucks up everything in its path

if you have sex with carmen, make sure your on the bottom or youll get sucked up by her endless punani

by dev January 19, 2005