bike pump

When two guys called Dave tape their cock ends together, lubricate, and take turns stroking the afformentioned double lengthed penises until each ejaculate in each others japs eyes.

"Hey Dave, fancy a bike pump?"

by I am Dave too January 6, 2012

lil pump

A shithole person who writes songs about Gucci

I wanna fuck Lil Pump

by Lil punp February 19, 2018

Lil Pump

A retard who is famous for being a sped with an iq lower then a rock, he is famous for screaming ESKETIT!!! like a kid who needs help and pointing guns at his face and not knowing where north and south and east and west is. He also shows that you could easily make a hit song by retardedly repeating words like esketit, gucci gang.

The death of hip hop started when so called "rappers" started making hit songs by repeating stuff and recycling beats and making them sound super sick starting from soujia boy to turn down for what to lil pump repeating fucking gucci gang. There are so much better songs with no recognition, how bland has society gone...

by Helisexist July 5, 2018

Doodie Pumps

It is a word that is used to describe that friend with a big chin that loves to drink way to much beer.

Friend: Oh man do you want to talk about it.

You: Na man, just stop being a doodie pumps.

by funkshen December 19, 2011

Jerk Pump

The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.

Jerking- Style of dance

Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing

(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"

*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*

by Prodigious Asian February 6, 2010

Party Pumping

While in the act of driving, raising your hands up in the air as if raising the roof, but one at a time. Is commonly combined with good music. A combination of party rocking and fist pumping.

"Mildred, do you see those kids in the car infront of us party pumping? they better put their hands back on the wheel!"

by Shaquanda La'Queef Jackson October 27, 2011

Proton Pump

The pump of a penis so small it barely goes a centimeter

Oh my god Becky, Devon was proton pumping me last night.

by PumpMASTER3000 October 11, 2021