murkin card protector

A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.

To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.

Dont touch my cards they have a murkin card protector on it.

by Snapple Yoni March 6, 2007

proto-mullet

The name given to a haircut that's on it's way to becoming a mullet.

An embryonic mullet.

Jari Litmanen; Tony Knowles circa 1985.

by Gheorghe Hagi April 19, 2003

protein

Cum, skeet, man jam, jiz, honey dew...referring to the sexual secretions of the male or female human.

The closet vegan asked, "Where do you get your protein."

I replied, "I get more than enough protein from my favorite food.

by Ganga July 29, 2005

prothro

v. To injure an opponent badly in a sporting event, after Tyrone Prothro from the U. of Alabama Crimson Tide football team who suffered a devastating injury near the end of a game.

n. An injury resulting from a coach keeping a star athlete on the field too long during a blow-out victory.

v. I think we should send in a walk-on to prothro their QB.

n. It's a shame he suffered a prothro, but if his coach wasn't running up the score it never would have happened.

by Paul "Bear" Bryant February 4, 2006

protein shower

When you ejaculate all over a women.

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"

by Chad Horn August 21, 2007

Protein log

1.A log of or pertaining to protein
2.A man's junk.

She was looking for a protein log, and I showed her exactly where to find one, in my pants

by Jack Mehoff Ahors December 17, 2008

proteinz

A term used by bodybuilders on internet forums that refers to their sperm.

She was begging for more of my proteinz.

by CaliRage November 2, 2009