prison syndrome

A condition caused when your hottest co-worker appears to be much more attractive than she actually is - but only in an office setting. Sitting at her cubicle under the aritificial lighting she appears to be a 9, but out at a bar she bears a closer resemblance to grimace. Because you are a pod you eventually shag her, leading to uncomfortable staff meetings and mutual regret.

"Went to happy hour with co-workers and defiled the front desk girl; it was a total prison syndrome shag."

"At the last marketing conference I got blasted and harpooned my assistant. Damn prison syndrome - now I have to fire her before my wife finds out that I speared a carp."

by DirtyDfromDownUnder December 9, 2008

Prison block

Prisonblock is a Prison-based RPG where the development of your character is truly in your hands. Not only will you have to train to boost your stats, but you'll also need to choose the best combination of armor, weapon and cell amenities for the specific task. Committing crimes or mugging someone? You'll want to be fast. Training? You'll want more stamina. Fighting? Well... we'll leave that to you. Don't worry about becoming too big and getting bored, because the next highest prison is just a bus ride away! Every thing in the game is custom including our forums, which are a great place to learn more about the game and interact with your fellow inmates. The players are fantastic! They will help you if your new and the staff are considerate and will take the time to hear your suggestions and thoughts. Prison Block truly has a atmosphere which is uncommon among many games of the same type, playing Prison Block will be a new experience and one that will soon get to hooked!

Gamer 1: Hey bro, know of any cool games we can play?
Gamer 2: Yeah bro, you should try Prison Block. Its great!
Gamer 1: Cool, thanks!
Gamer 2: No prob.

by StreetFighterArtix September 4, 2013

prison margarita

when a man pees in another mans ass-hole puts salt around it and drinks it

do you want a prison margarita

by lexicwolf September 25, 2010

Prison Sausage

Another word for dick. As you most likely guessed....

Prisoner 1: I'm gon give you a prison sausage
Prisoner 2: fuck you
Prisoner 1: mmmmmmmm

by SausageThroat August 31, 2015

Prison pony

A prison pony is another name for the black and white stripped horselike animal called the zebra.

If I ever go to Africa I want to see a wild prison pony.

by Less Moreland June 10, 2018

Prison Wallet

The term for someone's butthole when they are in prison.

You're not supposed to put Tums in your prison wallet, you're supposed to eat them!

by DonnieBaker-StateLaw September 22, 2020

Prison Sex

A song by famous prog metal band "TOOL" from their 1993 album "Undertow". it is considered to be one of their most disturbing song since it focuses on the subject of sexual abuse.

The music video for prison sex fucking creeped me out

by Deezmemes July 31, 2021