Perma-gaped

Having your asshole gaped to the point of no return

I just perma-gaped this bitch last night

by Jehegevehdjdidjd December 25, 2022

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006

premature egrackulation

The act of quitting a Starcraft 2 game early when you could have one. Popularized by Greg "IdrA" Fields when he quit a game versus MMA after MMA destroyed his own Orbital Command Center.

Looks like he had a premature egrackulation. He totally could have won that.

by Edoran June 14, 2011

Premarital sex

Having sex before marriage. Which is a sickening act and should be abolished.

“Evan had premarital sex with his FIANCÉ last night, and she isn’t even his WIFE”

by Agonizing July 29, 2019

Premature Detonation

A unique phenomena among would be suicide bombers where their explosives detonate prematurely.
Palestinians sometimes refer to this as a "work accident".

Due to Ahmed's premature detonation he was sent to the virgins early.

by capt diggs November 19, 2011

premature honkulation

act of honking a vehicles horn while stopped at an intersection too quickly after light turns green.

a driver who exhibits signs of premature honkulation will suddenly honk ones horn at the vehicle in front of them quickly after an intersection light turns green.

by justinhenrywalker February 26, 2008

Premature Cookie

Also, could be the same as taking the cookie(s) out of the oven before they're done, resulting in crappy cookies.

Person 1 - "Arg, damn."
Person 2 - "What happened?"
Person 1 - "Took the damn cookies out of the oven too soon."
Person 2 - "That sucks, premature cookies ftl."

by bdc947856 January 11, 2009