blue pretzel

Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"

I just totally got made into a blue pretzel from all the sex i just had.

by Bobby J Orignal September 10, 2014

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swiss pretzel

Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.

I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.

by Maurading Twerk Team Captain April 27, 2014

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A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.

Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.

We tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. Kinda kinky.

by Nogdog October 16, 2014

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boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016

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soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around

"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."

by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017

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The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017

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Belgian Pretzal

When a man shits all over a girls chest, then the woman shits on the mans chest, they play naked twister while fucking her in the butt, then adds a whipped cream topping by ejaculating all over her back.

Julia was just a big Belgian pretzal sandwich with shit on her chest and spunk on her back

by YourMomsCrackisfullofSpunk69 July 10, 2017

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