5 minute pisses

This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).

{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.

by Telephony May 18, 2014

i am fuckin pissed

the process of feeling angry
the result of injury or personal slight
the burning desire to murder your boss/peer/irritant
feeling: hot sensation near cheek, upper neck and lightness within the head followed by faint and despair

i am fuckin pissed already so don't expect me to give you a valid example

by vik420 December 29, 2007

wicked pisser

1. something is awesome (often used as its own sentence, and pronounced: piss-ah)
2. something is extremely difficult (sometimes wicked is dropped)

1. The Sox game last night was wicked pisser.
2. oh, wicked pisser. that sucks.

by Jon22 October 16, 2006

Poised

Having a composed and self-assured manner.
To be completely in tune with one’s truest, most authentic self… and to live that authenticity confidently every day.
Being confident in who you are.
Being graceful, but also unapologetic for expressing your truest self.
Living your truth.
Carrying yourself with confidence and practicing grace, even in stressful scenarios.

not every day you saw that poised, competent kid distressed
she had learned from the girls at the salon how to appear perfectly poised
'teachers are poised to resume their attack on government school tests'

by iampoised September 21, 2020

stall-pisser

A guy who pisses in the stalls instead of the urinals.

Dude, take a piss in the urinals you stall-pisser.

by al-x smithy January 10, 2007

loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

pissed hot

A term used when someone uses drugs and then has urinalysis and the drugs are detected. Often used in a military setting.

My friend smoked a blunt, went for a job interview and pissed hot.

by Poetry July 7, 2006