Star Position

When five guys circle up with their dicks close together in a sort of star shape. then a girl sucks on all five dicks at the same time.

"Lets get in the Star Position"
"Star us you whore"
"Im going to star all of you guys"

by Luca & Eric September 28, 2006

Positive Atheist

Positive Atheism is a form of atheism that asserts no gods exist. A positive atheist would be 100% certain that god is not real. This view is contrasted with negative atheism, otherwise known as agnostic atheism, which is the disbelief in god without affirming whether or not god exists or not. Positive atheists also goes by strong atheist, hard atheist, and gnostic atheist. Some other unofficial terms include: committed atheist, hardcore atheist, devout atheist, and staunch atheist.

Positive atheists are most likely to be: Marxists (dialectical materialism), Anarchists, Nihilists, Atheistic Existentialists, and Anti-Theists.

I'm a positive atheist, I do not believe in any transcendental will or god at all since neither exist in a literal sense.

by Kelmeer23 January 29, 2023

Body positive

When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.

-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.

by Saurabh August 24, 2018

Masonary Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
See also masonry position

The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonary position, she laid like a fucking brick.

by -Mason- August 31, 2011

the Family Guy Position

if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)

I hate the Family Guy Position, I'd rather do it doggie style.

by LLLZ March 4, 2008

GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.

"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."

by B-Town June 1, 2004

the pancake position

When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.

Holy SHIT!!! What happened to you? You must have done it in the pancake position with Wanda!!!

by TheMightyness September 26, 2004