meat popsicle

A stupid person

This man is a meat popsicle.

by Rhentin May 19, 2004

German Popsicle

when a man poops on a woman's vagina then has sex with her and when his dick is covered in shit he makes the girl lick it like a Popsicle.

Guy: hey dude i gave maria a german popsicle lastnight!
Guy 2: Nice!

by birdman16 February 7, 2012

Chocolate Covered Cherry Popsicle

Noun: When you pull a used tampon out of a girl and stick it up her ass, it becomes a chocolate covered cherry popsicle

"so she said she was hungry so i gave her a chocolate covered cherry popsicle

by Chuck Tooth February 20, 2005

popsicle

A girl is a popsicle if she stops her slutty friend from having oral sex. Also know as cock block

A: I really want to hook up with Brooke, but her best friend is such a popsicle
B: Yea, with her around youll hever get any head

by nat March 3, 2004

human popsicle

A faggot, usually the bitch in the relationship. The one takin it up the ass.

What Bubba turns you into once you get sent to prison.

Dave got sentenced to 10yrs of hard time. Damn he's gonna be a human popsicle for at least 8 of that.

by 8Ball June 11, 2004

midnight popsicle

When you stab a prostitute to death with an icicle whilst she gives you a blow job, followed by an illicit burial. These events must occur after midnight but before sunrise.

Erik was so unimpressed by the hooker's fellationic skills he totally gave her a midnight popsicle.

by nofeeblechrist March 22, 2010

poopsicle

a thing that joe fuchs grandma likes to eat for dinner

Joe: Grandma im hungry whats for dinner
Grandma: poopsicles

by Justin April 28, 2003