The act of being so poor that you can’t afford to buy actual napkins, so you have to rip off part of your brown lunch bag to use as a napkin.
Dude #1: Yo dawg, why are you ripping your lunch bag?
Dude #2: It’s a poor boy napkin cuh, I blew all my money on strippers and cocaine so I can’t afford to buy actual napkins.
Dude #1: Sheeiiiit that blows
Dude #2: It’s a poor boy napkin cuh, I blew all my money on strippers and cocaine so I can’t afford to buy actual napkins.
Dude #1: Sheeiiiit that blows
by Steve finklemanburg October 8, 2019

When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.
You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.
by Jimbob Uncle December 1, 2017

by mawrkuhs’ March 22, 2019

Dumb bitches that get free money for having multiple baby daddy’s and spend all the government money they get on lotto tickets
by Tpforbungole January 15, 2021

When you don't have enough kush for a blunt so you unpack the front of a cigar an inch at a time to burn like a chillum.
by NikoSly February 25, 2019

I have a poor man's life
by Shapoodin December 14, 2019

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.
I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.
The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
by Longfingers December 21, 2010
