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Poor boy napkin

The act of being so poor that you can’t afford to buy actual napkins, so you have to rip off part of your brown lunch bag to use as a napkin.
Dude #1: Yo dawg, why are you ripping your lunch bag?
Dude #2: It’s a poor boy napkin cuh, I blew all my money on strippers and cocaine so I can’t afford to buy actual napkins.
Dude #1: Sheeiiiit that blows
by Steve finklemanburg October 8, 2019
mugGet the Poor boy napkinmug.

poor man's clone

When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.
You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.
by Jimbob Uncle December 1, 2017
mugGet the poor man's clonemug.

Poor People Airpods

regular Apple headphones, but the wires have been cut off to give the appearance of AirPods
dang, did you see joshua’s new airpods?

nah, those are poor people airpods, they aren’t even real.
by mawrkuhs’ March 22, 2019
mugGet the Poor People Airpodsmug.

poor people tax

Dumb bitches that get free money for having multiple baby daddy’s and spend all the government money they get on lotto tickets
Poor people tax is when you get free money from the government and buy lotto tickets
by Tpforbungole January 15, 2021
mugGet the poor people taxmug.

poor man's chillum

When you don't have enough kush for a blunt so you unpack the front of a cigar an inch at a time to burn like a chillum.
Bro I'm about to hit the poor man's chillum during break.
by NikoSly February 25, 2019
mugGet the poor man's chillummug.

poor man's life

When you can't afforded a home so you choose to live under a bridge.
I have a poor man's life
by Shapoodin December 14, 2019
mugGet the poor man's lifemug.

Poor Man's Dynamometer

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.
I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.

The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
by Longfingers December 21, 2010
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