poon wedgie

When the front of a woman pants gets eatten by her massive va jay jay.

Dannnnnnng Gurl Look at That bitches poon wedgie

by Shakita August 19, 2006

poon grinch

the guy at a party who takes two or more girls into the basement, bathroom etc. and subsequently steals all the poon and laves the rest of the party to be a complete and utter sausage fest.

1. "man that guy took three fucking girls now there is none left"
"I know that guy is such a poon grinch"

by blankityblank_00 January 20, 2009

Poon Pants

Clothes that emphasise a girl's readiness for some action. A girl is wearing her 'poon pants' when she is looking mighty fine and very do-able.

Anf: "Yo Midge, did you see Holly today?"
Midge: "Yeah man she really had her poon pants on!"
Brad: "I have sex with donkeys"

by Anf July 20, 2004

Poon Puff

A large bulge in the poon area of a female, probably made of hair or flab.

"Did you see Allie today?! Her cotton skirt was totally showin' off her poon puff."

"Yummy."

by HizzollahMofuggas November 8, 2008

poon nanny

short for poon banana, it refers to the female genatalia when she splooges and her clam looks like chewed up banana

i cant wait until my next shore leave to go get some fuckin poon nanny

by vigz June 27, 2005

poon-bulge

When a womans vagina bunches up in her pants to create bulge-like form.

"When she stands up, check out her poon-bulge

by Jake T. Anderson October 31, 2006

poon raking

A term guys use when going to the bars to (hopefully) pick up girls. Essentially, it means you
-will be getting enormous amounts of women to flock to you
and due to your "skills", you will be raking in some poon. A rake is not necessary, but may be advantageous, if the woman does not landscape herself.

"I went to the bar last night and wore my new poon raking shirt"

by Straci September 16, 2007