Pooch

Noun: Something someone has said that appears to be a lie, usually for the purpose of making them look good

Verb: To pooch - to fabricate lies or exaggerations to make oneself look good

Comes from talking shit i.e chatting poo > poo-chatting > pooching

Mc: Richie said he goes out with a supermodel

D: That's blatant pooch!

by Del the Boy September 28, 2009

Poocture

Derives from words Poo and Picture; When one takes a dump and while floating around in the toilet it resembles some sort of object or symbol and usually brings pride.

Singer from Journey - "Come look at this poocture, it looks like a happy face!"
Santa Claus - "Wow that is amazing, you should be proud"
Singer from Journey - "I always feel happy after making a sweet poocture!"

by Keerooooooonf June 10, 2009

Poocheese

Adj: Another way of saying shit or Bullshit; Saying someone is not as proficient as another in something usually followed by ugglass nigga.

"I'm the best player on the team!," Exclaimed Shawn. "Cut it! You know you some poocheese Ugglass Nigga!," Replied Glendell.

by Dee Kae March 29, 2018

humped the pooch

1)Commit a really stupid act
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)

I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.

by Beckster October 7, 2005

pooch

Short for "poo change" (Small coin change). Useful for milkbars

Why do you have so much pooch?

by flabgrab May 12, 2007

Pooch

when you're ravishingly rude

Aw man, he didn't deserve that from you! You're such a pooch!

by RastaSega January 12, 2009

Pooch

The penis. In particular, an obedient penis that wags for tail and is known to chase pussies.

The junk in that trunk really got my pointer pooch posing.

by SpoonusPrimus September 25, 2003