poking the pork

verb: to sleep with a fat chick

"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.

by Xool314 May 17, 2011

Toe-Poke

Putting your toe in a persons crevice.

Callum Long put his toe in Ethan's mouth, this was a Toe-Poke.

by GarthGreenhand May 17, 2014

Grundle Poke

when you are engaged in oral sex OR receiving a hand-job just before you are about to ejaculate, she then pokes you in between the anus and ball sack.

while I was on the computer, looking up many various words on the Urban Dictionary website, I looked over beside me, and all of a sudden, I see my roomie receiving quite the vigorous Grundle Poke I have ever seen...

by R.Tripp February 23, 2011

poke smot

verb~slang~spoonerism for the act of partaking in marijuana.....jeez you ppl are stupid! Get it right!!!!!!!!!!

Little Johnny: "Hey man, would you like to poke some smot?"
Little Timmy:"Drugs are for losers!"
Little Johnny:"You wanna fly, you gotta buy."

by informed_student July 10, 2003

poke of the whiskers

act of lovemaking ;)

ello darlin fancy a poke of the whiskers

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

poke and bounce

wen a guy is getting head and he pokes the girl in the eyes so that she pulls away and he then skeets all over her clothes, leaving her blinded and sticky.

I poke and bounced that girl last night man!! It was fucking halarious

by azeez October 11, 2004

poke and choke

When a guy is getting head and he shoves his penis down the females throat causing her to choke.

Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend the old "poke and choke".

by john owens November 10, 2007