playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.

Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

plating

paper plate option

Step 1 for plating option

Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.

Step 2

Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.

Step 3

Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.

Step 4

Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.

If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points

by Dr. LF June 18, 2009

bass playing chick with glasses

a young girl, teenaged to young adult, who plays the bass guitar and wears glasses.

girl + bass + glasses = hawt

"hey, look at that bass playing chick with glasses! she's so cute!"

by DSZ November 25, 2005

playing whale

It is when you lie on your back in the bathtub with less than 1/2 inch of water above your erect penis. You then masturbate and when you blow your load it looks like a whale blowing water out of it's blowhole.

Andrew - Where's Matt at today?
Carson - I bet he's home playing whale.
Andrew - I think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.

by Andrew Hissom June 11, 2006

Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual

i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong

by the enibriated pidgeon liver March 29, 2003

Guitar Playing Fool

1 Great Guitar Player
2 Moronic Guitar Player, one who thinks that they are awesome at the guitar, yet they suck.

Man, Hendrix is a Guitar Playing Fool!
...You're a guitar playing fool with your fat fingers.

by Marckus Maken August 28, 2008

playing the clitar

When a female masturbates with one hand rubbing her clitoris, while holding the other hand out in a fist, resembling playing a guitar.

"I walked into her room and there she was, playing the clitar."

by Reo Omega May 13, 2007