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Planet Cracker

One who plays Fenix with expert proficiency. This individual will get every kill and is always the MVP. He must be named Chris.
The blazing blue light of the planet cracker just saved everyone's ass.
by Aclyptico January 24, 2019
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peppermint planet

I’d rather be on a Peppermint Planet than in rehab.
by Commodore February 13, 2023
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Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
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Love Beauty and Planet

That woke vegan friend we all have who cares so much about the planet that she pulls out her metal straws at every cafe. She legit has sleepless nights just in case her wet and dry waste are not segregated correctly. She’s all heart and does small acts of love for the planet, like upcyling eco-friendly recycled plastic waste into packaging material.
“You love the planet more than your boyfriend, you’re just like love beauty and planet
by Luluinlondon November 25, 2021
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The most moral military on the planet

Jewish. It's just Jewish. If you're a Jew... The the highest level of morality... Is Judaism.
Hym "So... All you need to do to be 'The most moral military on the planet' is be a jewish military. Literally. HOW IS THAT NOT THE CASE? They LITERALLY say that some cultures are better then others. Which culture is the most moral? The western jewish-religion derivative cultures? Because the highest moral authority on the planet to a Jew is a Jew. The entire religion revolves around the claim that they spoke to the creature. That is a lie. That isn't a thing that happened."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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Dylz The Planet

Double the mass of Jupiter. Truly a scientific marvel.
by LargepogGee January 27, 2022
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Planet

Someone bloated to a mass of about 400 trillion pounds.
If that planet guy continues to orbit around McDonald's like that he's going to be 5'2 and 450 pounds, so he will be wider than he is high.
by Solid Mantis December 25, 2020
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