Dylz The Planet

Double the mass of Jupiter. Truly a scientific marvel.

"My word, its dylz the planet!"

by LargepogGee January 27, 2022

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

planet humans

Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .

“ I love earth from planet humans ! “
“ Bro , I only know countryhumans . “

by heartlandhorse February 23, 2023

Planet Cracker

One who plays Fenix with expert proficiency. This individual will get every kill and is always the MVP. He must be named Chris.

The blazing blue light of the planet cracker just saved everyone's ass.

by Aclyptico January 24, 2019

planet 496

the peakest world builder series ever made o n scratch way better than stinky primal invaders

planet 496 is peak

by owain3009 September 2, 2025

planet pussyballs

exactly as it sounds

100% of the men I know live on planet pussyballs

by sinrlifemattrs October 29, 2025

peppermint planet

A drug induced happy place.

I’d rather be on a Peppermint Planet than in rehab.

by Commodore February 13, 2023