pants

adjective. British slang. Not good; total crap; nonsense; rubbish; bad

"The first half of the movie was pants but I stayed until the end and it was actually a great film."

by jodelicious August 9, 2004

Pants on the ground

Lookin' like a fool

You're lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!

by Harro10293 January 14, 2010

doody pants

1. (noun) A person who's negative attitude ruins the festivities of others. Party pooper.
2. (noun) the state of having shit in your pants.

Oliver: I'm leaving. You guys are no fun.
Steven: WTF? Why are you being such a doody pants?

by scubasteve90 March 14, 2011

booty pants

Tiny little shorts that are so short that they cause the ho's ass to hang out. See also bootylicious

Check out the ho over there in her booty pants.

by Crumbfish November 7, 2003

pants

rubbish, no good, bag of shite

you are pants

by mattblackHQ November 27, 2002

tell it to my pants pockets

A term that means that you're going to have to show me some money if you want me to do a favor for you. Used to elicit a bribe.

Jesse Jackson, Jr: "Governor Blagojevich, as you can see, I am by far the most qualified candidate to replace President-elect Obama in the U.S. Senate. I hope you will make the right decision."
Rod Blagojevich: "Yeah yeah whatever. Tell it to my pants pockets!"

by Nicholas D January 22, 2009

jizz in my pants

An short for SNL that was created by the comedy group, The Lonely Island.

It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely

ejaculate throughout the song.

"Jizz in My Pants" is epic win. I need to watch it at least once a day.

by BloodyWind December 20, 2008