douscheberry pie

(n.) One acting so ridiculous he is no longer merely a dousche, but a dousche of a much higher degree.

He stole my hat, so I told him he was a douscheberry pie.

by Missa Britt August 23, 2006

slice the pie

A popular method of clearing a room in a tactical assault. Used in IDPA and other shooting competitions

Matt sliced the pie like a true operator with his AR.

by mrPickles September 6, 2004

home pie

A man's wife, who knows her place, and keeps it warm for him. (The place, not "the pie" Ha ha)

Yo, Home Pie, I'll be home at 6:00, have my pork chops ready.

My misty gets more freaky than my Home Pie.

by H. Pie August 26, 2004

mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

clown's pie

clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.

"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).

by C February 24, 2004

prison pie

What you get to eat, if you go to prison.

A hairy pie hole.

Get over here, beotch, and eat you some o' mah prison pie.

(Then the victim whimpers like a bitch curr w/ tears in its eyelids and says, "Yes, master.")

by Assex 776 January 3, 2008

spider pie

A vagina so hairy that one cannot begin to get a visual on the skin.

Regina had a monster spider pie, but Jeriputo dug in with his tongue!

by slapaho jones March 25, 2007