Po-Po Pause

The unnecessarily long pause occurring when stopping at a stop sign in the presence of a police officer.

I noticed a patrol car accross the street when making a right-hand turn, this aftternoon; I made sure I executed my Po-Po Pause.

by TX Feast December 22, 2009

Blonde phase

When a blonde women of about 12-15 years old undergoes a stage of where she is very incompetent and stupid...

You must be going through a blonde phase..

by Jake phoshizlle doug April 23, 2007

Ayo Pause

It makes you sound stupid. Don’t say it if you aren’t an eighth grade boy. Actually even if you are still don’t say it. It brings down your attractiveness by like 80%

After sayi BFF something weird someone would say “ayo pause”

by Cooler than ice October 15, 2021

pusenis

a person who has both a vagina and a penis but the penis is very small and the vagina is like the Grand Canyon... kind of like peniussy but cooler.

Pat's puffy pusenis is poking out of his spandex leotard.

by C-Bearrrr April 14, 2008

millennial pause

a moment when a person recording a video takes a second in the beginning before actually doing what they wanted

— did you see that? he looked dumb in the beginning waiting for his phone to start recording.

— yeah, he’s so old. Such a millennial pause lol.

by woofby January 19, 2023

pausebuttenism

One who uses the pause butten repeativly in order to jack-off.

I had a bad case of "pausebuttenism" when watching Morgan Webb review games on X-Play.

by Heatseekingsizor May 19, 2009

Phase Laser

A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.

WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.

Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!

Look at that phase laser in that shop!

That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.

by Minnesia April 30, 2011