When needing the toilet for an extended period of time and finally making it to the bathroom, you complete your business only to find that nothing actually came out even though it felt like you pushed something out.
Mark - "Hey John, just went to the toilet and I thought I did a massive Shit, I turned around and looked in the bowl and there was nothig there!"
John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"
John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"
by pokey_puppy April 17, 2011
A most outstanding facial ejaculation that is sufficiently voluminous to cover at least one third of the recipient's face.
I juiced all day and busta fatass nut, The bitch had a fish eye, pearl necklass, a Verizon and an angry conductor...it was a total Phantom of the Opera!
by Dev Null June 19, 2006
the greatest band in the world
writers of the theme song to the OC, California among other great songs
writers of the theme song to the OC, California among other great songs
by one ray of sunlight February 10, 2004
The act of defecating in a unorthodox location. Perhaps a mailbox, sneaker,notebook, or golf hole. The chagrin and befuddlement of those who discover it is the payoff.
Tom: Dude, I can't believe you phantom dumped in Elmer's chocolate milk.
Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.
Tom: I'd say your even now.
Chris: word.
Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.
Tom: I'd say your even now.
Chris: word.
by job pilsen May 12, 2009
The same as "e-boner" which means being aroused or turned on without the physical effects of a full-on erection. This term can be used by either sexes, so it doesn't have to pertain to just males.
Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.
Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.
Did you check out those pictures of that chick? Oh man, she gave me a phantom boner!
WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!
WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!
by acesandiegan February 04, 2011
by Beerczar July 17, 2017
by Phantom Poo Man August 30, 2006