penis

somthing that you use for a wepon agenst girls when they get frisky.

quick yank out yer penis theres a girl coming!

by Garrett Johnson June 4, 2003

penis

the male organ that is placed on your face.

" look at that guy, he has a penis on his face. "

by Luluu December 28, 2005

Penis

1.Could possibly be used as a kick stand when hard
2.My boyfriend has a big one
3.Most girls like them
4.Make a good glue dispenser
5.Solve world hunger
6.Make girls horny
7.Long
8.Another word for it, Dick
9.Wee Wee
10.Butt Plugger

That boi's got a weee penis

by Zombehs August 31, 2006

Penis

something that if u get it hard youll have a nice cream filling waiting for you

by yeah May 15, 2003

Penis

Penis: to sneeze violently

Peni: Multiple cases of a penis

"Man that was one big penis"

by Decaying_one December 28, 2005

penis

male reproductive organ thats used for the thecth.

she likes penis.

he got giney poo on his penis.

by taylor March 24, 2003

penis

My favorite thing to play with.

Best place to put it in is a vagina, or a mouth, sometimes an anus

I'm bored, I think I'm going to go play with my penis!

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon...

by featherss111 September 7, 2010