patch rag

A rag one uses to clean their patch, aka their smelly crotch

Katie, stop hanging your smelly patch rag by the sink!

by Ddebs June 20, 2015

salty patch

a patch of sweat on a girl/guys neck encounterd while necking.

Dude I was necking with my chick last night after the gym and i hit a hella salty patch.

by gooseballisfresh March 17, 2010

dead patch

A patch of deadness

Look at that dead patch

by Lou27277 June 23, 2016

pumpkin patch

Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.

Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!

by HK1717 December 12, 2012

porn patch

Hair style for men - often military types. Very short, even shaved hair round the sides with a slightly longer crew cut length, often rectangular, "patch" on top.

To Barber - "I'd like a porn patch please".

by Gübar September 18, 2003

grass patch

Ratchet, nappy hair

Oooh that girl gotta grass patch on her head

by Shrimp Daddy Labouf October 9, 2013

vadge patch

the ridiculous fashion accessory Christina Aquilera is wearing over the pussy area of her jeans on her 'Stripped' CD cover ... luckily this suggested trend never caught on

johnny : 'hey, d'you hear that new jam 'Dirrty' by Christina Aquilera? kinda catchy'
jill : 'yeah, but what's up w/ that vadge patch she's wearin' on the cover'
johnny : 'yeah, i dunno ... i dunno'

by dirrtyGirrl69 February 6, 2007