parshneepy

To act as if you are edging or gooning ferociously

Oh that bisexual fish is gettin Parshneepy with it

by Baba Shneep January 28, 2025

Parshkablookamardeptiosnykorat

A spell to teach those pesky bullies a lesson!

Bully: Give me your lunch money kid!

Kid: PARSHKABLOOKAMARDEPTIOSNYKORAT

The bully is now dead

by stupid chiikawa fan April 6, 2025

Parsimonious

Adjective:

Definition:
Quite the tight arse.
Uber conservative to the extreme.
One who must urgently flee when their round is due.
Someone who shamelessly announces "I bags the dregs from the public bar drip tray"

Synonyms: frugal, miserly, stingy, tight as a fishes arsehole,

Usage:
During the week after riverfire, daily lunch time punters quickly learned, that Clayton reckons Paul is an olympic class parsimonious cunt.

by slippery poita June 26, 2025

parsimonious

so tight-arsed as to be prepared to eat parsnips

that guy is a parsimonious fucker, would rather eat parsnips than carrots

by doughnut dave June 26, 2025

Parse

Flippant remarks do not = (Instructions)
Vague considerations do not = (Instructions)
Calling into question whether or not something is or is not the case does = (An affirmative claim)

Hym Iam "Parse information and be a granular as possible."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2026

Parsing Identities

Oooooooooooh! I (The Corporeal One) am parsing the the identities incorrectly.

Hym Iam "Ok, I get it now. It's not that you are not parsing the information correctly, I'm not parsing identities correctly as you're swapping me out. OK. Refine that if you can. Otherwise I'll just try harder to figure it our as go."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015